Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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