They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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