You really coming over, don't trick.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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