I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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