PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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