so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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