Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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