another moral hangover. fuck.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
