I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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