ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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