Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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