How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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