Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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