fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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