Come see our sink grown plant.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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