Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My vagina is officially offended.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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