Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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