Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
my poor anus
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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