Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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