Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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