i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We need to feng shui this bitch.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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