He is like the real live version of the state fair..
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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