I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
