i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I need a hoe opinion
go on
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I party with great urgency now.
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