Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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