i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
