You made me cry and you don't even care
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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