I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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