So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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