Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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