What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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