last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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