Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
