So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Randomize
