i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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