Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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