it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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