so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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