Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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