I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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