Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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