Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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