Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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