Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
how do flat chested girls get laid?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
