I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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