can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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