So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
