Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
