omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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