The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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