? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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