hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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