I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I didn't shave. On purpose
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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