I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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